Big Brother Reality Death Edition
by Hejira

#This is Big Brother - reality death special edition. This week, there are three nominations.#

Kathryn, Chakotay, Tuvok, Tom, B'Elanna, Harry, Doc, Neelix, Seven, Naomi, Vorik, and Seska sat in their chairs awaiting the nominations.

#Kathryn.#

"Oh, man," Kathryn whined, "I'm supposed to go kamikaze MYSELF!"

#Chakotay.#

"Whee."

#And Seven.#

"This show is irrelevant," Seven stated. "I have the breasts and the gender to continually save my pert little ass."

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As per the 'fitting death' policy, Seven found herself beaten up by a monkey, drowned in Antarian cider, blown up in the Sacajawea, and re-assimilated.

Plus, Kathryn and Chakotay kissed