Wazzup
by Hejira Hayes

Disclaimer:I stole the characters from Paramount, the idea for the ending from Holly, and the lengthy 'wazzup' is my own - I went 61 seconds last night!

Chakotay frowned. "Kathryn..."

"Yeah?"

"Couldn't you do that 'wazzup' a little longer?"

She shrugged. "I just did something that took a lot out of me."

"What?"

"I killed Seven of Nine."

"Oh................................................................................. How?"

"I sucked the air out of the cargo bay while doing a wazzup contest."

"How long?"

"A minute."

"Did she choke?"

"I thought she would, but no."

"How did she die?"

"She fell on a phaser that had the trigger pressed down by my finger."

Chakotay smiled. "You're a gung-ho kinda gal, aren't ya?"

"Does that bother you?"

He threw her against the wall, his intent clear. "Nope."