101 Ways to Kill A Borg.
By Jett Wall

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Chakotay shakes his head in frustration: "She said she missed the Collective not the collector,Kathryn!"

Kathryn unfazed says: "Collective, collector what's the difference?"

Chakotay tries patient reasoning: "Well, one assimilates while the other incinerates."

Kathryn: "Well excuse me, Next time have her clarify! Oh wait there won't be a next time will there?".

Chakotay is left shaking in his boots as the Captain walks off saying over her shoulder.

"I guess this means I won't be allowed to take out the trash anymore. Crap, one little mistake!"