How Kathryn Janeway Cured the J/Cers of Depression Yet Made the D/7ers Cry Even More, but Only For a Little While.
by Hejira Hayes

Kathryn Janeway, Chakotay, and Seven of Nine beamed into a courtyard. Looking around, they saw many people moaning.

Lots were teenagers. Lots were also women.

Whatever their age or gender, they were in agony.

Kathryn asked me, "What’s wrong with you?"

I replied, "We’re J/Cers, Captain. We’re dying."

She then asked, "How?"

"Something bad we saw."

Her companions were…sharing personal space. An increase in moaning occurred.

She gasped, realization spreading across her face. "I’ll cure you," she said.

With that, Kathryn Janeway grabbed Betsy and shot the evil Seven.

Some D/7ers cried, but when Janeway kissed Chakotay, all was forgiven.